I Like Having My Hands

Yes, It Is The Big Easy, Home Of The Shortest Hangover On The Planet, Where Libation Can Greet You On Monday Morning With The Same Smile As It Did On Saturday Night.

There Aren't Many Things That Are Universally Cool, And It's Cool Not To Litter. I'd Never Do It.

I'm A Golfer, And What Are The Two Sports You Can Do Till You Drop? Golf And Surfing. They're Great For You Limber-wise, They're Great For You Health-wise, And They Put You In Sweet Locations.

I Want To Thank God Because That's Who I Look Up. He's Graced My Life With Opportunities. He's Shown Me That It's A Scientific Fact That Gratitude Reciprocates.

When I'm Surfing, I'm Sure Not Thinking About The Paparazzi. I Guess If They Start Getting On Floaties And Coming Out There In The Water, Then I Might Be A Little Upset.