I Like Kids But I

When I Was A Little Kid, I Kind Of Liked The Commercials More Than A Lot Of The Stuff On Tv. My Favorite Ones Were The Miller Lite Ads With All The Jocks In Them. "tastes Great, Less Filling."

We Know That Inevitably The Millennials Will Get Old And Tired Again, And Then There Will Be The Bilennials Or Trilennials, Or Whatever The Next Generation Is, And We're All Going To End Up On Our Lawn Shaking Our Fists In A Bathrobe Yelling At The Moon.

I'm Wearing Pants, For F---'s Sake. Lay Off. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm A F---ing Lead Miner. There Are Harder Jobs In The World. But When People Feel The Freedom To Create Tumblr Accounts About My C---, I Feel Like That Wasn't Part Of The Deal ... But Whatever. I Guess It's Better Than Being Called Out For The Opposite.

Would You Want People Walking Up To You And Pointing At Your D--k? I Can't Believe I'm Still Talking About This. But I've Worn Underwear Every Day Of My Life And The Fact That I'm Painted As This Exhibitionist Is A Little Annoying. It's Become A Meme, I Guess. Being Someone Who People Want To Photograph, You Have To Open Yourself Up To The Positive And Negative. It Is What It Is. If I Get Mad At It I'll Look Like A Douchebag. But It's Silly.

It's Funny When Guys Don't Like To Talk About Makeup. I'm Like, "you Know You're Wearing Makeup, Right? We All Are."