I Like The Idea Of

He Had About The Same Life Expectancy As A Three Legged Hedgehog On A Six Lane Motorway.

Winston Churchill Said 'in War Time, Truth Is So Precious That She Should Always Be Attended By A Bodyguard Of Lies'. Any Book Called The Truth Should Therefore Have One.

There's No Such Thing As Writer's Block. That Was Invented By People In California Who Couldn't Write.

I Think You Should Be Proud Of Not Being Worse Than Just Deeply Introverted And Socially Maladjusted.

Magic Is Just A Way Of Saying 'i Don't Know.'