I Like The Old Wisdom--puns,

Hope Likes Justification, But Can Do Without.

The Ancient Mariner Seizes The Guest At The Wedding Feast And Will Not Let Go Until He Has Told All His Story: The Prototype Of The Bore.

By Multiplying Ironies, I Evade Commitments.

Other People's Beliefs May Be Myths, But Not Mine.

When Courtesy Fails, Be Nasty, Brutish, And Short.