I Like To Buy Clothes

I Write What I Write, Say What I Say, 'cause I Feel What I Feel, And If I Did It Different, It Would Make Me A Liar! So I'd Rather Be An Honest Person Than A Good Liar.

You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap!

I've Copyrighted 3,000 Songs.

People Are Always Asking Me In Interviews, 'what Do You Think Of Foreign Affairs?' I Just Say, 'i've Had A Few.'

I Just Can't Stand To Look Plain, 'cause That Don't Fit My Personality. I May Be A Very Artificial-looking Person, But The Good News Is, I'm Very Real On The Inside.