I Like To Feel Blonde

I've Been On A Calendar, But I've Never Been On Time.

Fame May Go By And - So Long, I've Had You.

I Finally Made Up My Mind I Wanted To Be An Actress And I Was Not Going To Let My Lack Of Confidence Ruin My Chances.

Everybody Says I Can't Act. They Said The Same Thing About Elizabeth Taylor. And They Were Wrong. She Was Great In A Place In The Sun. I'll Never Get The Right Part, Anything I Really Want. My Looks Are Against Me. They're Too Specific.

As Far As I Can Make Out, Women's Friendships With Each Other Are Based On A Gush Of Lies And Pretty Speeches That Mean Nothing. You'd Think They Were All Wolves Trying To Seduce Each Other The Way They Flatter And Flirt When They're Together.