I Like To Make Things,

I Was Just A Kid. I Think I Stole A Candy Bar. I Remember Feeling So Terrible. It Was The Worst Shock. I Was Probably 7. That's My Least Favorite Feeling: Guilt.

I Hate Playing Pretty Or Sane People. Most People Are Not Attractive Or All There.

I Like To Entertain In All Aspects. When You're With Somebody And You're Out, You Want To Be Entertained.

I Don't Mind Pointing Out Some Of The Failings Of Old Age, Because We Are All Headed In That Direction, Unless Of Course We Take Our Own Lives Before We Become A Burden. I'm Not Advocating Suicide, Oh Wait, I Guess I Am.

My Mom Used To Say That Greek Easter Was Later Because Then You Get Stuff Cheaper.