I Like To Serve Chocolate

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.