I Like To Smoke A

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

I Never Joined The Army Because At Ease Was Never That Easy To Me. Seemed Rather Uptight Still. I Don't Relax By Parting My Legs Slightly And Putting My Hands Behind My Back. That Does Not Equal Ease. At Ease Was Not Being In The Military. I Am At Ease, Bro, Because I Am Not In The Military.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.

My Friend Said To Me, You Know What I Like? Mashed Potatoes. I Was Like, Dude, You Have To Give Me Time To Guess. If You're Going To Quiz Me You Have To Insert A Pause.