I Liked Her Better For

I Can Write Absolutely Anywhere. All I Need Is A Laptop.

Before You Have Children, You Mostly Think About The World In Terms Of Yourself. And When You Become A Parent, The Focus Shifts To Somebody Else.

I Am Not At All A Chocoholic. I Would Rather Eat Anchovy Toast.

The Battle Of Good And Evil Reduced To A Fat Woman Standing In Front Of A Chocolate Shop, Saying, Will I? Won’t I? In Pitiful Indecision.

A Spider Brings Good Luck Before Midnight And Bad Luck After.