I Listen To My Old

If I Have One More Facelift I'll Have A Beard!

I Thank God For My Failures. Maybe Not At The Time But After Some Reflection. I Never Feel Like A Failure Just Because Something I Tried Has Failed.

I May Look Fake But I'm Real Where It Counts.

When I Have Sex With My Husband, I Fantasize I Am With A Petite, Hot Young Woman.

Most Country Songs, Certainly All The Stuff I've Written, Are Stories Driven By Characters.