I Live In Los Angeles,

Because We're Comics And We Pass Each Other On Campus, We Know Of Each Other, And A Lot Of The Time There's A Mutual Respect There.

When I Was A Bit Older I Had All Of The George Carlin Records, All Of The Steve Martin Records, All Of The Cheech And Chong Records And All Of The Richard Pryor Records.

You Know When You Make Popcorn There Are Always Those Fluffy White Kernels That Are Fun And Good To Eat But There Are Also Always Those Burnt, Black Kernels That Don’t Pop. You Know Why They Don’t Pop? Because They Have Integrity.

Is It Hard To Make A Living In Show Business? Yeah.

I Was Married Once Before, And I Stopped.