I Live In Los Angeles,

Dogs Are Too Much To Handle. I Don't Need Anything In My House That's Needier Than Me.

Jokes Do Finish Themselves. I Really Do See Them As Ongoing Conversations About Personal Themes That I Ruminate On.

When You Actually Meet The Devil And He Offers You A Deal Most Artists Eventually Negotiate.

Is It Hard To Make A Living In Show Business? Yeah.

Faith In The Face Of Disappointment Is Only Enhanced By Laughter In The Face Of Pain.