I Live Way Below My

I Think All The Funny People Were Bullied. When They Talk About Outlawing Bullying, It's Like, What? You Want No Comedy Central?

I've Seen Women Who Don't Have Great Relationships With Their Dads, And It All Comes Down To This: You Have To Tell Girls You Love Them Every Day.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not Like A Movie, Where A Director Can Just Cast A Pretty Face.

The Key To Staying Together Is Making Sure You Guys Like Each Other And Need Each Other.