I Lived In La For

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

There's The Disingenuous Duplicitousness, But You Can Apply That To Every Politician, Really.

I Hate Bumper Stickers, You Can't Sum Anything Up. All You Do Is Paint Yourself In Some Caricaturist Corner.

I Read The New York Times, And If I'm In A Different City, I'll Skim That Paper.

I Know Dave [attel] And We're Friendly, And I Have Nothing But Respect For Him.