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In The Beginning God Created The Heavans And The Earth... See You At The Final.

Would You Let The Aliens Land, Please? They Might Be Here To Pick Me Up.

I Don't Identify With Anyone Historically, But There Are Several People In The Future Who I Am A Dead Ringer For.

The Best Kind Of Comedy To Me Is When You Make People Laugh At Things They've Never Laughed At, And Also Take A Light Into The Darkened Corners Of People's Minds, Exposing Them To The Light.

Be Yourself On Stage. Nobody Else Can Be You And You Have The Law Of Supply And Demand Covered.