I Look At Movies, Unfortunately,

At The Factory, I Deal With Ex-cons, Substance Abusers, And Sexual Harassers. And I'm Not Just Talking About My Mom.

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

When I Was 10 There Wasnt Trampolines And Cartoon Charaters, I Never Went To Chuck E Cheese! My Mom Said 'you Wanna See A Mouse Pull The Refrigerator Out!'

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

I Believe That There Are Certain Things That Could Be Taken Care Of That You Don't Need A Strong Political Background In.