I Look At Movies, Unfortunately,

At The Factory, I Deal With Ex-cons, Substance Abusers, And Sexual Harassers. And I'm Not Just Talking About My Mom.

Laughter Survives... It Has To Survive.

No Particular Race Is The Enemy. Ignorance Is The Enemy.

If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.

Look, I Made A Commitment To Corn 17 Years Ago. Sure, I'm A Man. I Like To Go To A Barbecue And See Beans That I Like: Baked Beans, Red Beans, Black Beans, Big Plump Garbanzos. But In The End, I Always Come Home To My Sweet, Sweet Corn.