I Love Baseball. You Know,

It Is Clear The Future Holds Great Opportunities. It Also Holds Pitfalls. The Trick Will Be To Avoid The Pitfalls, Seize The Opportunities, And Get Back Home By Six O'clock.

The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Went To The Statue Of Liberty.

A Wife Lasts Only For The Length Of The Marriage, But An Ex-wife Is There For The Rest Of Your Life.

Achilles Only Had An Achilles Heel, I Have An Entire Achilles Body.

The Difference Between Sex And Death Is, Death You Can Do Alone And Nobody Laughs At You.