I Love Book Signings: Kids

I Still Pinch Meself When I Wake Up Of A Morning...who Ever Thought I'd Be A Children's Author -- Let Alone A Best-selling Children's Author? I Feel I Should Still Be Driving A Truck, Or (working As) A Longshoreman.

Food To Eat And Games To Play. Tell Me Why, Tell Me Why. Serve It Out And Eat It Up. Have A Try, Have A Try.

Are You Going To Go Down On Your Knees And Beg For Your Life, Old One?" Abbot Mortimer Stared Calmly Into Cluny's Savage Eye. "i Will Never Bend My Knee On My Own Behalf. However, If I Thought I Could Save The Life Of One Of My Friends I Would Gladly Fall Down On Both Knees. But I Know You, Cluny, Better Than You Know Yourself. There Is Not A Scrap Of Pity Or Mercy In Your Heart, Only A Burning Desire For Vengeance. Therefore, I Will Not Kneel To One Who Is Consumed By Evil.

Death Comes To Us All Sooner Or Later. We Cannot Escape It.

The Land Of Dreams, That Mystical Realm, Where The Oddest Of Visions Appear, Come Wander Through Scenes Of Joyful Peace, Or Stampeded Through Nightmares Of Fear. Dare We Open Those Secret Doors, Down Dusty Paths Of Mind, In Long-forgotten Corners, What Memories We'll Find. Who Rules O'er The Kingdom Of Night, Where All Is Not What It Seems? 'tis I, The Weaver Of Tales, For I Am The Dreamer Of Dreams!