I Love Books, And All

For Me, The Best Rock Is Not What You Play - It's What You're Not Playing.

People Think I Hate The Royal Family, But That's Not True.

All The Things That You Would Have Thought Would Have Made Me A Professional A1 Criminal... Wrong. I Decided That Was Too Lazy And Easy, And Because Of The Way British Society Is, Quite Frankly You Were Denied An Education, So I Got One Of My Own.

I Don't Believe In Pets. I Like Animals To Be Wild And Free. But I Can Sit And Watch An Ant Run Up And Down The Floor For Hours. I Use A Magnifying Glass To Look At The Beautiful Shape Of The Thing.

I Have The Integrity Of A Teenager And That's Never Going To Be Stolen From Me. I'm The Original Virgin.