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I Prefer To Think Of The Audience As A Single Living Organism With Which I Am Sharing A Singular, Never-to-be-repeated Experience.

I Feel Comfortable In The Presence Of Oddity. Probably Because I'm A Little Bit Odd.

Women Know The Financial, Social And Physical Costs Of Not Having Access To Basic Health Care.

We Don't Want To Come Off As Pro-smoking. Even Though We Didn't Smoke Real Cigarettes At All, You Want To Be Careful Of People's Sensitivities.

It's Easier To Lecture Women On Sexual Morality Than It Is To Explain Why All Americans Shouldn't Have Comprehensive, Fair, And Equal Health Care Coverage.