I Love Israel For Its

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

All Angelina Jolie Wants To Do Is Do Good For People. And She Was Saying To Me: If I Could Just Make One Person Happy, Joan, I'll Die Satisfied. I Said: Easy! Just Give Jennifer Aniston Back Her Husband.

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

Oprah Winfrey Is So Powerful That She Had The Rapture Postponed Until After Her Final Show Airs.