I Love Mixing With Comedians

The Jokes Are Great But What Really Matters For A Comedian Is His Performance, His Whole Attitude, And The Laughs That He Gets Between The Jokes Rather Than On Top Of The Jokes.

One Of My Friends Went On A Murder Weekend, Now He Is Doing Life For It.

One Saturday In 1984, I Walked Into My First Aa Meeting. I Went Regularly For Six Years And Only Stopped When I Came To Realize My Underlying Problem Was Not Genuine Alcoholism, But Depression.

I Really Hated Fighting People And Hurting Them, But Felt Unable To Stop.

Well, I Don't Ever Get Excited. I Haven't Been Excited Since I Got A Chopper Bicycle When I Was About 12. Once You Get Older You Realise There's Always A Catch To Everything. So When I Get, Say, A Commission To Make A Tv Show, The Catch Is That You Have To Deliver Something And Then The Sense Of Responsibility Overwhelms The Joy Of The Occasion.