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Did You Know That It's A Lot Harder To Put Organs Back In The Body Than It Is To Get Them Out?

You Kill Me, Rose," He Said Melodramatically. "every Day Is Agony Without You. Empty. Alone. I Pine For You, Wondering If You're Even Still Alive.

Most Fathers Don't Threaten To Disembowel Their Daughter's Boyfriends." "that's Not True. And Anyway, That's Not What I Actually Said. It Was Much Worse.

Did You Just Use Juxtaposition In A Sentence?" "yes, Sage" He Said Patiently. "we Use It All The Time With Art, ... That, And I Know How To Use A Dictionary

You…you Got Rid Of That Dress Fast," I Pointed Out Between Heavy Breaths. "i Thought You Liked It." "i Do Like It," He Said. His Breathing Was As Heavy As Mine. "i Love It." And Then He Took Me To The Bed.