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Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.

A Sold-out House My First Night Back. Do You Have Any Idea What Kinda Pressure That Is? I Could Have Been At Home In My Warm Bed, Playing Nintendo.

The Way I See It, The Earth Is Going To Be Here After We're Dead And Gone. Even If It's A Polluted Planet, And They Messed It Up. Where Do They Go From Here - To Another Planet So They Can Mess That Up Too?

You Gotta Be Cool When You're Macho Man, Cuz You Can't Be Sensitive And Care About Someone Having A Good Time In Bed, Cuz That's Too Scary... When You Don't Use Sensitivity When You're Having Sex, Or Share Some Of Your Soul, Nothing Gonna Happen, Because Men Really Get Afraid. Men Really Get Scared In Bed.

He's Just Always Positive. He's Always Smiling And He's Always Trying.