I Love Women And I

I've Paid For More Pianos In Hotel Lobbies Than You Can Imagine.

I Don't Steal Things. I'm Rich.

Athletes And Musicians Make Astronomical Amounts Of Money. People Get Paid $100 Million To Throw A Baseball! Shouldn't We All Take Less And Pass Some Of That Money Onto Others? Think About Firefighters, Teachers And Policemen. We Should Celebrate People That Are Intellectually Smart And Trying To Make This World A Better Place.

I Pissed On My Diploma, Smell The Aroma.

All Girls Want To Be Sexy.