I Love Writing Every Song

I Am Amazed At The Response Of My Being On The Show. Everywhere I Go, Every Young Person Points At Me And Says "hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "are You Aunt Dolly?" I Love Doing The Show And I Love Miley And Billy Ray [cyrus]. I Am Proud To Be Her Honorary Godmother.

It's A Good Thing I Was Born A Girl, Otherwise I'd Be A Drag Queen.

If I See Something Sagging, Dragging And Bagging, I’ll Get It Nip, Tucked, Sucked Or Plucked.

No One Is Ever Successful At Everything That They Do.

You'll Pay The Highest Price On Back Roads And In Back Seats And In A Cheap Highway Motel. But What's A Few More Strangers In A Life Of Nothing Else.