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All Short Women Have A Delayed Fuse. Marry A Taller Woman: My Wife Was An Inch Or Two Taller Than Me; It's A Sign Of Security.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible.

Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

A Lot Of Music Is Mathematics. It's Balance.

Cat Angels Are The Reason There Are No Mice Angels.