I Love You For Who

Memphis—it’s Just A Bird. Birds Fly Around, Brother. It’s What They Do. It’s Not Following You, And It’s Not A Sign. Unless You Really Did Give It Candy And Flowers, In Which Case You Are One Strange Brother.

I've Been Poked And Prodded In Places I'd Always Prided Myself On Keeping Untouched For That One Special Doctor Who Gives Me A Ring And A Promise Someday.

Men Have Feelings Too, You Know. You Bruise The Petals Of My Manflower.

Just Because You're Funny Doesn't Mean You Get To Be Cruel.

I Invited Myself. Thought This Table Needed Some Class.