I'm A Family Oriented Guy;

I Don't Get All The Women That I Want... I Get All The Women That Want Me.

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

The Breakfast Of Champions Isn't Cereal, It's The Competition!

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.

You Stick Your Head Above The Crowd And Attract Attention And Sometimes Somebody Will Throw A Rock At You. That's The Territory. You Buy The Land, You Get The Indians.