I’m A Lunatic By Nature,

The Rest Of The Guys In Sabbath Became Boring Old Farts, And There I Was, This Crazy Guy, Still Into Wrecking Hotel Rooms And Having Parties.

My Philosophy Is If You're Happy Being A Born - Again Christian, If You're Happy Be­ing A Roman Catholic, If You're Happy Being A Jew Or Moslem ... Great!! I'm Happy Being Ozzy.

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

What Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong.

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!