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Fifty Is A Big Corner To Turn. It Used To Mean Being Put Out To Pasture, But It's The Opposite With Me. I Feel More Vibrant; I'm More Active Than I've Ever Been. The F-word Really Is Freedom. It's The Freedom To Have Dropped The Rock-the Rock Of Addiction, Of Family, Of Comparisons With Other People. It's Being Fit And Focused And Kind Of Furious.

The Only Two Questions That Need To Be Asked Each Day Are: Did I Live Wisely? Did I Love Well?

People Get Real Comfortable With Their Features. Nobody Gets Comfortable With Their Hair. Hair Trauma. It's The Universal Thing.

[comedian Jerry Seinfeld Was Nominated For A Grammy For His Spoken-word Children's Album] Halloween... Don't Give Up On Me.

If Indeed It's A Race Then The Chicks Do The Most It Isn't A Brag Or An Estrogen Boast It's The Women Who've Led Me With Big Open Hearts If Not For Their Love I'd Have Failed At The Start. And It's Not Just The Mothers I Speak Of Them All It's A Woman There First When Somebody Falls. The Multi Of Tasking That's Easy To Tease I Dare A Great Man To Try It All, Please! So This Is My Shout Out My Rallying Cry To Women All Over I Hold You Up High And Though There Are Others Who'll Think This Poem Strange It's The Women Who Plant The Root Of Big Change.