I'm A Very Jaded And

The Improv Stuff, That's Always Surprising So A Lot Of Times That's Really Funny.

Alcohol Causes Conflicts, Firearms Resolve Conflicts.

It Has Been Said That A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss. I Would Add That Sometimes A Rolling Stone Also Gathers No Verifiable Facts Or Even The Tiniest Morsels Of Journalistic Integrity.

No One Employed [ Chaos] Better Than Jim Henson, By The Way, On The Muppets. He Had All These Chicken Muppets That Just Brought In The Most Glorious Chaos To Whatever Scene They Were A Part Of.

I Happen To Think Singing Is Hilarious, Especially When It Pops Out At The Wrong Time.