I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma.

There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.

Anything That's For Free, People Will Take. They Don't Discriminate.

I Don't Like To Analyze My Music Too Much. It Just Comes Welling Up Out Of The Depths Of My Soul.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.