I'm A Whopping 5 Foot

I Love Making People Laugh. And I Love Laughing.

I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I Forget Stuff.

When You're Coming Up With New Material, It's Not Always Gonna Be Good. The Only Way To Learn Is For It Not To Get A Laugh, So You Can Adjust It And Come Back The Next Day To See If It's Working Right. Next Time, You Might Get A Different Laugh. You're Constantly Rebuilding.

I Want To Be Funny, But It Has To Be A Believable Funny.

I Don't Use Twitter For Bad.