I'm Cold As A Razor

I've Only Been Interested In The Artistic Side Of Life.

It's So Easy To Write Songs About Misery And Hard Times And Sadness. It's Much More Difficult To Write Songs About Happy And Chirpy Stuff.

I Went To A Mixed School And I Can't Remember Being Bullied At School, Ever. I Was Quite Large, In Those Days. Usually, If You're Going To Be A Bully, You'll Pick On Someone Who Is Small. I Didn't Bully Anybody, And I Don't Remember Being Bullied.

I'll Even Pay Sometimes For A Woman That's Ugly.

I Have An Optimistic View Of Everything. You Have To, Otherwise You'd Go Nuts.