I'm Going To Have Wrinkles

At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.

Men Aren't Necessities, They're Luxuries.

Yes, It's A Man's World, But That's All Right Because They're Making A Total Mess Of It. We're Chipping Away At Their Control, Taking The Parts We Want. Some Women Think It's A Difficult Task, But It's Not.

The First Concert I Attended Was An Elvis Concert When I Was Eleven. Even At That Age He Made Me Realize The Tremendous Effect A Performer Could Have On An Audience.

Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!