I'm Gonna Fix That Last

I Like It When You Reach Into A Vending Machine To Grab Your Candy Bar, And That Flap Goes Up To Block You From Reaching Up? That's A Good Invention. Before That, It Was Hard Times For The Vending Machine Owners. "yeah, What Candy Bar Are You Getting?" "that One, And Every One On The Bottom Row!"

I'm Not Into Sports. I Mean...i Like Gatorade, But That's As Far As It Goes.

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."

I Don't Get The Regular Aids Test Anymore. I Get The Roundabout Aids Test. I Ask My Friend Brian, "do You Know Anybody Who Has Aids?". He Says, "no". I Say, "cool, Because You Know Me."