I'm Hoping There's An Afterlife.

I Spent 30 Years Of My Life Not Being Wanted At All For Films.

If You're A Movie Actor, You're On Your Own - You Cannot Control The Stage. The Director Controls It.

I Heard My First Laughter On Stage, When I Was About 10 Years Old. It Was Gold Pantomime And I Remember I Was Playing Baron Fitznoodle, Who Was The Father Of The Ugly Sisters In "cinderella." And I Walked On And Got A Great Big Laugh And I Thought That Was Fantastic, Until I Looked Down And Found That My Flies Were Open. And So I Always Check My Flies. I Even Check My Flies On Radio.

One Of The Great Things With Comedy Is That There's No Such Thing As A Mediocre Comedy; It's Either Uproarious Or Crap. That's The Problem.

I'm Very Much More Choosy Now. I Do Stuff That I Really, Really, Really Like.