I’m Just A Big, Hairy,

I Grew Up In An Entertainment Family, And So I Saw How Susceptible You Are To The Ups And Downs Of This Business.

If You Ain't First, You're Last!

I Think People Don't Understand That Comedy Is An Outlet For Me. Comedy Allows Me To Get Outside Of Myself, And Exercise This Thing That Is Still Kind Of Scary To Me.

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat And I Built A Boat.

I Built A Jail In My Closet And I Would Incarcerate My Family From Time To Time.