I'm No Good At Anything.

Comedy Tends To Come Out Of Things Which Are Quite Painful And Serious.

It Is Proved By Surveys That Happiness Does Not Come From Love, Wealth, Or Power But The Pursuit Of Attainable Goals.

As Women Glide From Their Twenties To Thirties, Shazzer Argues, The Balance Of Power Subtly Shifts. Even The Most Outrageous Minxes Lose Their Nerve, Wrestling With The First Twinges Of Existential Angst: Fears Of Dying Alone And Being Found Three Weeks Later Half-eaten By An Alsatian.

I Will Not Sulk About Having No Boyfriend, But Develop Inner Poise And Authority And Sense Of Self As Woman Of Substance, Complete Without Boyfriend, As Best Way To Obtain Boyfriend.

It's Rather Fun Writing A Female Spy, Because She Has So Much More Kit. Bond Never Carried A Hair Dryer Or A Makeup Bag. And He Certainly Didn't Wear An Uplift Bra.