I'm Not A Centerfold.

The First Four And A Half Years Was Me In The Studio Every Day, Writing Songs For Other People. I Had Jobs, Too - Eleven Jobs. I Worked At Kinko's, Fatburger, Subway - I Was A Sandwich Artist - And I Was A Claims Processor At Allstate Insurance.

My Tv Ain't Hd, That's Too Real

Those Who Are Heartless, Once Cared Too Much.

If Someone Breaks Your Heart, Just Punch Them In The Face. Seriously. Punch Them In The Face And Go Get Some Ice Cream.

When You're Happy You Enjoy The Music, But When You're Sad You Understand The Lyrics.