I'm Not A Star, And

My Daughter Was A Beautiful Child.

It Was Rough Being Dark. I Got Heat From My Own People More Than Anyone Else. I Remember Going To My Mom And Saying, 'why Am I So Black?' And She Said, 'because I'm Black. You Just Gotta Always Work Harder Than The Average Bear.'

I Want People To Say At The End Of My Day, You Know, Like I Used To Say About Sidney Poitier And James Cagney And Joan Crawford And Red Skelton And Those Guys And Bill Cosby. They Did Quality And Substance. You Always Remember Them.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

I Get Facials. I Get A Manicure And Pedicure Every Week. I Get My Hair Cut, And I Oil Myself Down From Head To Toe. I Got That From My Brother. I Was So Impressed With How High Maintenance He Was. When He Left The Room, You Could Still Smell Him For An Hour.