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I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way. So I Stole A Bike And Asked For Forgiveness.

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.

Interviewers Always Used To Ask Me About My Pageboy Haircut, And It Drove Me Nuts: It Almost Made Me Suspect That There Was Something Strange About It. So I Cut Off My Pageboy.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.