I'm Old And Crazy, But

Is Your Head Up Your Ass So Far That You Can't Pull It Out?

The Hank Williams Syndrome: Come To Nashville, Write Some Good Songs, Cut Some Hit Records, Make Money, Take All The Drugs You Can And Drink All You Can, Become A Wild Man And All Of A Sudden Die.

I Was King Of The Mountain For A Long Time, Well, I Don't Want That No More. I Like To Perform Every Once In A While For People Who Want To See Me, And Cut Albums Of Music That Is What I'm Really About.

Nobody Knows I'm Elvis, Nobody Knows This Is Me. After All Of My Tries, I've Got The Perfect Disguise.

Finally, My Manager Negotiated A Deal Where I Got To Produce My Own Records.