I'm Ready For Anything. That's

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not Our Campaign.