I'm Single, So I'm Trying

My Mum's Advice Is Never To Whine To My Friends, So They Never See The Other Side Of Me. I Save All My Problems For My Mother.

I Feel Terrible About Corporate Greed. Growing Up In A Household That Was A Little More Humble And Didn't Put So Much Emphasis On Money And Material Goods, I Think I Have A Pretty Good Head On My Shoulders.

The Other Day I Got A Text From A Boy, But It Wasn't Hot. I Mean, If You're Going To Text Me Every Day, You Haven't Seen Me For Months And You're Trying To Seduce Me, You'd Better Spice Up That Text And Make It More Exciting Than 'how Was Your Day? I Hope You're Having A Beautiful One.' Sadly, I Haven't Been Doing A Lot Of Kissing Lately.

Most Of The Models Have This Thing I Call Slouchy Sexy, Not Only In The Way They Dress, But In The Way Carry Themselves. I Don't Think They Would Look Hot In One Of My Dresses. They Are More Into A. Wang. Most Of My Clothes Are Nerdy Sexy.

In Hollywood, You Can't Say Anything Bad About Anybody Or Everyone Is Going To Attack You.