I'm Such A Good Lover

I Think Universal Harmony Is A Pipedream And It May Be More Productive To Focus On More Modest Goals, Like A Ban On Yodeling.

Man Was Made In God`s Image. Do You Really Think God Has Red Hair And Glasses?

The Government Is Unresponsive To The Needs Of The Little Man. Under 5' 7", It Is Impossible To Get Your Congressman On The Phone.

I Wish I Could Think Of A Positive Point To Leave You With. Will You Take Two Negative Points?

If You're Born With A Gift, To Behave Like It's An Achievement Is Not Right.