I'm Thankful For The Three

I Love Key Lime Pie, Although It's Never Made The Proper Way.

When We Save The Rain Forest, The Polar Bear, And Al Gore, We Should Party So Hard That Canada Calls The Cops On Us For Noise.

I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.

When I Sat Down To Write I Just Felt Like A Geek Writing About Myself. And Then It Dawned On Me, Just Because Of The Way I Am, I Can't Stop Talking, And Part Of The Problem Is That Anything That Gets Said Reminds Me Of Something That Happened To Me One Time, And Invariably I Cut People Off And Talk About Myself.

I Think We Need A 12-step Group For Non-stop Talkers. We're Going To Call It On And On Anon.