I'm The Evil Mastermind Behind

We've Always Known We'd Eventually Be Called Upon To Open Our Shirts And Save The Day, And The Superhero Was A Crude, Hopeful Attempt To Talk About How We All Might Feel On That Day Of Great Power, And Great Responsibility.

When ["wonder Woman" Creator William Moulton] Marston Died In 1947, They Got Rid Of The Pervy Elements, And Instantly Sales Plummeted. Wonder Woman Should Be The Most Sexually Attractive, Intelligent, Potent Woman You Can Imagine. Instead She Became This Weird Cross Between The Virgin Mary And Mary Tyler Moore That Didn't Even Appeal To Girls.

We're The New Power, Come To Replace The Old. Cameras In The Head, Children With Microchips, Spin Doctors Rewriting Reality As It Happens.

I Thought I Could Capture The Stories Of The City On Paper. I Thought I Could Write About The Horrors Of The City. Horror Stories You See. I Tell You I Didn't Have To Look Far For Material. Everywhere I Looked, There Were Stories Hidden There In The Dark Corners. . . . I Wrote And Still There Were More. . . . No One Would Publish Them. 'too Horrible,' They Said. 'sick Mind,' They Said. I Thought I Could Write About The Horrors Of The City But The Horror Is Too Big And It Goes On Forever.

Reality And Unreality Have No Clear Distinction In Our Present Circumstances.