I'm The Kind Of Person

Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based On Exaggeration, Big Or Small, Whatever You Can Get Away With.

Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst People.

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.